My name is Zach (ZAK) Galifianakis (GAL IF a nakis).
About me:

I am from the foothills of North Carolina. I like teeth. I like croissants. I like when old men at picnics say "pull my finger." I like when ivy overtakes trees. I like watching people miscommunicate. I like how America used to be, before it got crazy with false pride.

I dislike guys who wear two cell phones. I dislike fake Christmas trees.

I don't understand those who read People magazine. Nor do I understand 0% financing.

I do understand the attraction to corn-dogs.